"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard
awfulland:

Trying to whip up a quick H-ween game where u play 1-on-1 basketball as a ghost vs. a skeleton. Mostly whipping up bad puns:
-BOO-sketball
-Spookin’ hoops
-NBA 2k14 (National Bones Association—2k14 scary points out of a possible 10)
-Sheets vs Skinless
-Monday Fright Football (wrong game, unfortunately)
-Ghoul Ball (like “foul ball”, but stupid)
-Slam Pumpkin’

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

fahbulus:

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

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PUPPY GON LIVE

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

"You didn’t even care and that fucking hurts."
awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad
sadangrylatina:

omg